1. psn:


    Hi. We want to cook a bacon dinner for you on September 7th in Greenpoint, Brooklyn.

    fuck off with this shit tumblr. just fuck right off when theres more important causes people could be giving money to. and fuck you to the people hosting this scamstarter.

  4. catdad:

    If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

    (Source: 4gifs, via dingo)


  5. emchughes:

    Twitter auto-reply bot that just says “I bet you’re fun at parties.”

    (via anniewerner)

  6. keyana-miyana:



    oh there’s more to that gifset damn

    (Source: sizvideos, via alohi-lani)

  7. cashcats:

    this could be us but u playin

  8. My little baby is so handsomeeeee

  9. This man is literally my gender

  10. kickstartereveryday:

    Xena Every Day

  11. theartofgooglebooks:

    Severe distortion,

    Throughout Betrachtung Der Sterbligkeit: Nebst Einem Vierfachen Register, v. 1, by Martin Geier (1687). Original from the Bavarian State Library. Digitized October 19, 2009.

  12. (Source: oieur, via cah)

  13. boiling eggs selfie